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How may I offend you today? : rants and revelations from a not-so-proper southern lady / Susannah B. Lewis.

Lewis, Susannah B., 1981- (author.).

Summary:

"Lewis turns her trademark humor to ordinary events that work her nerves--from people who wear t-shirts with indecent images to public displays of affection in the plumbing aisle of Lowe's--while keeping a wry eye on herself and her own temptation to vent grievances "like a teenage girl in overalls and Birkenstocks.""-- Provided by publisher.

Record details

ISBN: 9781400208043
ISBN: 1400208041
Physical Description: xv, 208 pages ; 22 cm
Publisher: Nashville, Tennessee : Nelson Books, [2020]

Content descriptions

Formatted Contents Note:

Letter to the reader -- Introduction: Why is nobody else losing it? -- Common sense isn't common -- Get over it -- Detours and differences -- No thanks to you -- Act your age, not your shoe size -- Catch a bubble and pray -- Your screen time is up -- You have enough friends -- Take off the mask -- The J word -- Let me speak to the manager -- Draw the line -- What in the world? -- Faith over fame -- Surrender takes time -- Stop believing the lies -- GAS -- Lose your pride -- No cookie for you -- Maybe it's your fault -- Talk and walk -- Thrives on neglect -- God's oath -- WWJD.