My horizontal life : a collection of one-night stands
Record details
- ISBN: 1582346186 (pbk. : alk. paper)
- ISBN: 9781582346182 (pbk. : alk. paper)
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Physical Description:
213 p. ; 21 cm.
print - Edition: 1st U.S. ed.
- Publisher: New York : Bloomsbury Pub., c2005.
Content descriptions
Formatted Contents Note: | Look who's having sex with mommy -- The beginning of the end -- Dumb and dumber -- Guess who's leaving through the window? -- My little nugget -- Desperado -- Skid-mark -- Thunder -- Shrinky dink -- Don't believe a word I say -- The cookie monster -- Doctor, doctor -- Oh, shut up already! -- A wedding story -- Overboard -- Out of the closet -- Rerun -- False alarm. |
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Subject: | Sex Humor Man-woman relationships Humor |
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Location | Call Number / Copy Notes | Barcode | Shelving Location | Status | Due Date |
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Erlanger Branch | 817.54 H236m 2005 (Text) | 33126014478618 | Adult Nonfiction | Available | - |
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- Baker & Taylor
The author shares a collection of true-life stories about her romps through the bedrooms of a variety of suitors, documenting her brief encounters with a Vegas stripper, a well-endowed little person, and a cruise ship performer. - Baker & Taylor
The actress and comedian shares a collection of true-life stories about her romps through the bedrooms of a variety of suitors in a series of one-night stands, documenting her brief encounters with a Vegas stripper, a well-endowed little person, a cruise ship performer, and others. Original. 75,000 first printing. - McMillan PalgraveIn this raucous collection of true-life stories, actress and comedian Chelsea Handler recounts her time spent in the social trenches with that wild, strange, irresistible, and often gratifying beast: the one-night stand.
You've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation. Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool.
Enter Chelsea Handler. Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea loves men and lots of them. My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well-endowed little person, from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty. Encouraged by her motley collection of friends (aka: her partners in crime) but challenged by her family members (who at times find themselves a surprise part of the encounter), Chelsea hits bottom and bounces back, unafraid to share the gritty details. My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morning.